Zachary Zach, way to keep the tradition alive by getting called to Europe. No pressure Nellie. So here is the updated version of the future Kacher family European tour. Following the outlined path we will cover exactly 3,617.5 miles or 229,220,620.19 inches or finally 3,421,203.29 smoots. Can anybody please tell us what a smooth is? Interesting that Simon is always the outlier. But enough about Simon. Zach, you are our hero. That must have been an incredible night.
While you were off going crazy with your friends and the family, we looked up some interesting facts on your little part of the world.
population: 443,247 (soon to be 443,248)
region: Yorkshire and the Humber
accent: British
agriculture: white fields, already to harvest
Zach you dominate.