Ben's Predictions for 2008

Hey everyone,

I thought I'd share with you my predictions for 2008, enjoy!

Zach's Mission: Chile (After his mission he will speak with a funky Chilean accent for two months and we will all make fun of him. He will also insist that we all pronounce Chile correctly: Chee-Lay.)

President: Obama (With a smile like that, how could he lose?)

Simon: Will get married and settle in Provo for good. (Why would anyone ever want to leave Prove anyway?)

Amelia and Tyler: Will put Mikaela and Kacher in TV commercials and make millions. Tyler will then become the family doctor and only work on us.

Mom and Dad: Will quit real estate and dance to become full-time Total Health Fitness counselors and turn us all into health nuts.

Ryan and Abby: Now that Ryan is an official businessman, they will join the country club in Phoenix, take up golfing, wear sweaters, and begin speaking with fake English accents. (Hmmph, do please pass the tea and crumpets, dear)

Nellie: Will graduate super early from high school and come to Syracuse University and join the cheerleading team with me. Maybe they will make us partners! Nellie will also break 20-30 hearts by flirting with boys but then telling them that she is too young to date.

Bonnie: Will get some high-paying job and leave me home with the kids. Hooray!

Ben: Will break 200 pounds and once again assume his position of undisputed dominance among the Kacher brothers (The age difference hasn't helped since high school). In the more immediate future, he will stop playing on the computer and get back to studying. He will, however, continue to speak in the third-person for the rest of the day.

Have a great day everyone, love you all!